Posted by: Colin Hageney
Okay, you know the drill – after checking in your bag at the airport… the dreaded security line. Step right up and show your ticket and drivers license to the TSA official. Squirm a little as she scrutinizes your picture from 10 years ago. Pick up 3 trays—one tray for your shoes (thank your failed shoe bomber for putting us through this hell—enjoy your life in prison), keys, cell phone, sometimes belt; one tray for your laptop; one tray for your jacket. Push your tray parade into the box and hope it doesn’t get questioned. It’s especially fun if there are no trays when you get to the line or if the guy in front of you has shoe odor that smells like a stale salami sandwich.

